Where the journey gets more laughs than the destination. Dive into the wild, wacky, and wondrous world of outdoor escapades and RV misadventures with our satirical articles on The Black Tank. We promise we’ve got more satire than your campsite has mosquitoes. Buckle up for a ride on the lighter side of the great outdoors!
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National Forest Announces New ‘Fast Lane’ for Hikers Who Actually Know Where They’re Going
Tired of slow-moving nature enthusiasts? The forest now has an express lane for seasoned hikers. WASHINGTON, D.C. — The National Park Service (NPS) is pleased to unveil its latest initiative in a bid to modernize the hiking experience for visitors nationwide. Starting from next month, selected trails across…
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New App Translates Birdsongs into Passive-Aggressive Comments About Your Camping Skills
Turns out, the birds have been judging you all along. In a groundbreaking revelation that is ruffling feathers across the camping community, a recent collaboration between tech mavens and ornithologists has birthed an app with the uncanny ability to translate birdsongs. The findings? Those harmonious melodies echoing across…
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Local Man Swears His Tent Setup Only Took 5 Minutes, Witnesses Report 3 Hours and a Nervous Breakdown
Eyewitnesses describe a wild saga of stakes, tears, and tangled tent poles. GOOD EVENING campers! Terry Tarp here, reporting live from Lake Laughalot where a seemingly serene evening took a sharp, tent-staking turn. Tonight’s feature: a local man’s “quick” tent setup that turned into a prime-time spectacle, complete…